Woman becomes self help guru simply by putting every 10th word in all-caps

A WOMAN has become a self help guru after accidentally putting every 10th word she writes in capital letters.

Emma Bradford was posting a comment underneath a friends status update but kept leaning on the caps button by mistake.

Bradford said: “All I wrote was that my friend needed to FOCUS on getting the house all packed up and then MAKE sure she cancels her energy bills with the PROVIDERS that she was with.

“And then that all the HARD work will be over and she’ll be all nicely SETTLED into the new home. Then I said she should RING me if she needs any help.

“And now I’m getting requests from all kinds of City types who want to know if they can attend any seminars I might be putting on in the near future.”

Bradford’s friend, Donna Sheridan added: “I never realised just how clear minded and outcome focused Emma was. I’ve got a big meeting tomorrow so hopefully she can capitalise some important words for me.”

Idiots at outdoor cinema shiver through film they’ve seen before

Film fans at an outdoor cinema event insisted they had a great time shivering through a film they have all seen several times before.

The crowd confirmed they had no doubts whatsoever about their decision to sit through Dirty Dancing in the wind while getting drizzled on.

Nikki Hollis, 28, said: “I know some people think it’s weird to pay £15 to watch a film I can quote perfectly from memory, but it’s all about the atmosphere.

“I get to drink a gin and tonic that also cost £15, while sitting on a deckchair that’s significantly less comfortable than a cinema seat.

“It’s brilliant.”