Friday, 30th October 2020

Woman eating whole box of Frosties thinking of buying a house

A WOMAN who just ate a whole box of children’s cereal is currently considering buying a house.

Emma Bradford, a 31 year-old freelancer who just finished binge-watching The Good Place instead of working, said: “I don’t know, I’m thinking of going to the bank next week and sign up for a 30 year commitment.

“At this stage I’m thinking maybe a three bedroom?

“All I have to do is commit to repay the bank every month with interest while hoping I’m never out of work.”

Bradford added: “Frosties aren’t quite as crunchy as they used to be.”