A WOMAN who just ate a whole box of children’s cereal is currently considering buying a house.
Emma Bradford, a 31 year-old freelancer who just finished binge-watching The Good Place instead of working, said: “I don’t know, I’m thinking of going to the bank next week and sign up for a 30 year commitment.
“At this stage I’m thinking maybe a three bedroom?
“All I have to do is commit to repay the bank every month with interest while hoping I’m never out of work.”
Bradford added: “Frosties aren’t quite as crunchy as they used to be.”