A WOMAN is beginning to make headway on the enormous frothy cup in front of her.
Sarah Malley ordered a grande latte from Starbucks back in June and was shocked when it required the efforts of four people to get the cup back to her table.
She said: “This latte has taken over my life. I keep taking swigs but it never seems to make any impact.
“All I wanted was a caffeinated drink but now latte consumes my every waking hour. I’m more latte than human.
“Sometimes I fear that I’ll never see the bottom of my cup and will pass this frothy burden onto my children.”
A Starbucks spokesman said: “We advise customers that a Short drink generally keeps them busy for an hour or so, a Tall will take most of a day while anyone ordering a Grande is making an important life choice.”