Sunday, 25th October 2020

Woman f**king furious to be given seat on bus

A WOMAN who was given a seat on a London bus is absolutely fuming at the judgmental bastard who did it. 

Emma Bradford is sitting on the 29 from Wood Green in silent rage at the young man who stood up to offer her a seat and the cowardly bastards who sat by and let it happen.

She said: “What the f**k? I’m only 46.

“Maybe it wasn’t that he thought I was old. Maybe he thinks I look so fat that I’m pregnant. Clearly he thinks there’s something wrong with me.

“I’m healthy. I do hot yoga. I can stand for 20 minutes without feeling even a twinge in my calves. But to f**king healthier-than-thou over there I’m a frail old woman deserving of his charity.

“I’ve shagged younger than you and they’ve loved it, you superior prick. I hope you break both legs.”

Tom Booker, who gave Bradford his seat, said: “Yeah that guy I was next to really stank of piss.”