Woman forgets to eat lunch but remembers to tell everyone about it

A WOMAN who claims she didn’t even notice when she skipped a meal has made sure to tell everyone about it.

Systems analyst Donna Sheridan claims she managed to get to 4pm yesterday without thinking about eating food. 

She has since regaled all eighty-seven people in her office with the story of her accidental fasting.

Sheridan said: “I’ve missed friends’ birthdays and blacked-out whole weekend benders, but I have never ever forgotten to eat a meal.

“I came close once when I couldn’t remember whether or not I’d eaten lunch, but then I ended up eating two lunches.

“Today is the happiest day of my life and I want to share it with the world”.

Colleague Norman Steele said: “I get it – for a brief moment in her life, Donna was free from the tyranny of food.

“Now it’s time for her to get back to normal and resume planning life around meals and snacks like the rest of us.”