A 26-YEAR-OLD woman has not posted pictures of her body shortly after having a child, inspiring others to be less moronic.
Mother-of-one Helen Archer decided not to take or upload pictures of herself in a bikini three months after having a child because that is a fucking stupid thing to do.
She said: “It wouldn’t even cross my mind to do that, even if I was into exercise or whatever. I’m not a twat.
“I wasn’t really aware that it was even something that anyone did.
“People are weird.”
New mother Susan Traherne said: “Not seeing pictures of Helen’s taut stomach and arse has given me the motivation I need to eat normal food and mind my own business.
“My goal is to not worry at all about the opinion of loads of strangers and horny weirdos by September. Basically, to be sane.
“I’ve cut down my internet intake to five minutes a day, and I’m reading books whenever I can.”