Woman thrilled to be described as ‘low-maintenance’

A WOMAN is overjoyed at being described as ‘low-maintenance’.

Nikki Hollis was paid the compliment by her partner because she doesn’t take long to get ready, quite enjoys watching some sports, and admits that, sometimes, when she goes to the bathroom it’s to have a shit.

Hollis’s partner Julian Cook said: “She’s just great, and so chilled out about everything, especially hygiene.

“I really love that she’s not particularly hygienic and am always telling my friends how great that is.”

Speaking from another room in the house, Hollis said: “It’s a thrill and a privilege to be described in the same way as a 2004 Honda Civic or a goldfish.

“If he does it again I will stab him with a kebab skewer.”