A WOMAN has revealed she wants to have children before her friends take all the good baby names.
Emma Bradford told her partner Tom Logan that if they did not have a child soon then they might end up having to call the baby Brian or even Tracey.
Bradford said: “You can’t give your child the same name as your friends or relatives have. It’s just not done.
“And we’ve already missed out on Jack, Esme, Scarlet, Harry, Jake, Amber, Grace, Evie and Isabella.
“And the last thing anyone wants is a baby called Brian. Or Trevor. Or Linda. Or Barry. Baby Barry? Christ, it doesn’t bear thinking about.”
Logan added: “I told her if we had a son I’d want to call him Coltrane after John Coltrane anyway.
“She said I wasn’t taking it ‘seriously’ then stormed out of the room.”
