A WOMAN who just wanted an Egg McMuffin on the train to work is having a bad day, it has been confirmed.
Teacher Emma Bradford said: “Everyone’s on bloody strike. The trains, the staff at Maccies, the local workmen.
“I’m assuming they were on strike anyway as they were just standing round drinking tea looking surly, but in fairness they look like that every day so it’s hard to tell.”
Martin Bishop, from Swindon, added: “It’s just so bloody easy for them to go on strike, isn’t it?”
“I’m self-employed as a shoplifter, stealing things. Where’s my union, eh?”
