A WOMAN has ruined her day by Googling an old school friend and discovering she has become a surgeon.
Eleanor Shaw, 35, looked for old friend Donna Sheridan – who only stayed in the top set because Shaw let her copy – and discovered her on YouTube giving a lecture about the pancreas.
She said: “At first I was like ‘No, can’t be the same Donna,’ then I heard her voice.
“Still the same flat, thicko vowels except now she’s talking about some medical shit that she’s probably just making up anyway.
“I only Googled her because I thought she’d have married that dickhead Carl who ran a market stall. Also, I genuinely expected her to be fat. This isn’t right.
“I’m way brighter than her. All she ever did was study really hard for exams. Stupid, not fat, surgeon bitch.”
Dr Sheridan said: “Eleanor Shaw? Doesn’t ring a bell.”