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Women told to plan ahead for ill-judged drunken sex

WOMEN are being advised to prepare for the aftermath of having sex with someone they hate.

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Children who see Muppet movie want even more stuff

THE new Muppet movie is stoking children’s desire for even more cheaply made plastic things, it has been confirmed.

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