AN OFFICE worker is unable to figure out why he ate a pasty from Greggs for his lunch.
Martin Bishop of Bedford ate the Sausage and Bean Melt at 1.14pm yesterday, getting so-called ‘buyer’s regret’ before he had even finished it.
Bishop said: “There was a supermarket across the road where I could have bought a salad or some kind of hummus.
“But I didn’t. I ate whatever the hell that was.”
Bishop’s co-worker Emma Bradford said, “I’d always had a crush on Martin but seeing him sit there, mindlessly eating that sand-coloured sausage pouch thing really put me off him.
“In fact it has put me off men, and indeed the human race.”
Martin Bishop added: “That was a horrible experience and not to be repeated. So it’s back to the Steak Bake today, and maybe one of those custard slices that is too tall to fit in a human mouth.”