RIGHT-wingers are furious after an organisation that wants to prevent cataclysmic violent death was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
They said the award, to the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons (ICAN), was ‘typical’ and ignored the efforts of the right to achieve lasting peace by killing as many people as possible.
Britain’s Defence secretary Michal Fallon said: “Stupid. Bloody. Hippies.”
But a spokesman for the Nobel Committee said: “We have fucked this up in the recent past. The EU, Barak Obama. Not fantastic decisions. Anyway, we thought we should really stick to giving the Peace Prize to people who are really into peace.
“Likewise, we didn’t give the Nobel Prize for Physics to Graham Norton. We’re not saying Graham Norton is completely ignorant of physics, but he’s chat show host rather than a ground-breaking physicist.
“ICAN may be a bunch of hippies, but they are definitely opposed to a nuclear holocaust. If you’re going to order a load of nuclear submarines it means you are at least entertaining the possibility of a nuclear holocaust.
“So no Peace Prize for you.”
