THE horrific situation in Gaza continues with no solution on the horizon. Do you know how to end this geopolitical nightmare?
Joshua Hudson, electrician: “Calling out Netanyahu for clearly being a genocidal war criminal wouldn’t be a bad start. It’s puzzling Starmer hasn’t done it already. He’s probably just been really busy.”
Margaret Gerving, software engineer: “Wringing our hands over it on social media seems to be going well so far. Let’s stick with that.”
Joseph Turner, van driver: “He needs to get help for his drinking. Oh. Gaza. What’s that? Sorry, I only read The Sun.”
Helen Archer, teacher: “I’m signing an online petition that will be summarily dismissed by parliament. Sadly, that’s all most of us can do. We could threaten to vote Starmer out at the next election, but then it’ll be too late and most voters will just be voting for the biggest racist anyway. Hooray for democracy.”
Stephen Malley, Deliveroo rider: “I think we need a two-state solution. Problem is, Israel will just bomb that too. Maybe we could squeeze it in between Norway and Sweden if it’s really long and thin?”
