Monday, 25th May 2020

85 percent of homeworkers list 'get dressed' as number one annual goal

GETTING dressed is the number one challenge for people working from home, with ‘getting out of bed’ in second place.

According to The Institute for Studies, the number of people who spend the working day festering  in their pyjamas has doubled in the past 10 years.

Home-worker Roy Hobbs, said: “There’s so much to do in the morning, what with getting out of bed and eating and everything. Especially if you get up as late as I do, something’s gotta give.

“Also if I spend the whole day in my pyjamas, I save myself a job at bedtime.”

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “This study confirms that people working from home are lazy arseholes, worthy only of contempt from us mugs who are fully dressed by 7am. Most of them don’t even have a washing machine.”

Hobbs admits: “Sometimes, I get caught out by a video conference, in which case I just dress my top half. Working from home has forced me to think outside the box. And also to eat cornflakes three times a day.

“I haven’t showered since 2017 but there are no pathetic colleagues around to complain about that.”