Box of green tea in office kitchen now longest-serving member of staff
A BOX of green tea in an office kitchen has now been there longer than any of the employees.
The Twinings brand has gone though two logo changes and one recipe alteration since the box was purchased, while the office has replaced its entire staff.
Green tea, like a yoga mat, is often purchased in the hope of making a ‘healthy change’ before being ignored for stuff that is not bollocks.
None of the employees know where the office’s green tea came from, only that they do not want to drink it.
Sales Manager Helen Archer said: “Every time I go in the kitchen the green tea is there. I sometimes hesitate for a second before deciding to have something nice instead.”
Employee Tom Booker said: “The box of green tea has been there since I started. To be honest, I sort of look up to it.”