Cheese plant wins employee of the month
AN office cheese plant has earned a well-deserved employee of the month award, it has been confirmed.
Employees at a packaging wholesaler in East Worthing were initially surprised when the managing director handed a framed certificate and monogrammed pen to the cheese plant in the stairwell.
Warehouse worker Julian Cook said: “But then I thought fair play, it’s been totally smashing it the last few weeks.
“While I’ve just been dicking about slapping labels on boxes, that cheese plant’s been providing decorative value and mildly toxic secretions.”