Co-worker desperate to let you know he had sex last night

AN office worker has tried to crowbar having sex the night before into every conversation.

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How Elon Musk pissed $500m down the electoral drain, dollar by dollar

ELON Musk, the world’s richest man, is now half a billion poorer with nothing but a blue wave to show for it. Here’s how he wasted his cash:

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