Is the 48-year-old payroll manager you're having an affair with a Chinese spy?

HAVING a good old-fashioned workplace affair? Suddenly concerned it’s not just because she’s terminally bored, but because she’s spying for China? Find out: 

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Believing you bought a real Rolex from Temu, and other scams for thick people

ANYONE can fall victim to a scam, if they’re distracted, greedy or thick enough. All these are aimed firmly at the last category: 

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