A WOMAN claiming to be a ‘perfectionist’ is incapable of performing even the most basic tasks of her job.
Administrator Susan Traherne portrays herself as a tortured workaholic crippled by her impossibly high standards, a description has baffled her colleagues.
Boss Emma Bradford said: “Perfectionist? Fits with always missing deadlines, but not the massively shoddy final product.
“It’s not exactly Franz Kafka burning his masterpieces. Susan can’t finish an email without a serious typo.
“She may believe her biggest weakness is perfectionism, but I’d argue that her biggest weaknesses are her numerous, glaring weaknesses.
“Aim for adequacy, Susan. Let perfect be the goal of those who’ve conquered that.”
Susan Traherne said: “I’d rather do nothing at all than do my job badly. So in the end, I do a mix of both.”