A WOMAN who has cold hands is insisting you check the evidence for yourself.
Susan Traherne has asserted that her hands are absolutely freezing but, despite not been challenged on this by any of her colleagues, is demanding they touch them to make sure.
Co-worker Helen Archer said: “I don’t think any of us doubt her. Frankly we can’t be arsed.
“But, even though we’re all clearly willing to take her claim at face value, she’s going round thrusting her dead fish hands at people, trying to force us to grasp them.
“Leanne did, and confirmed that yes they are cold, and we thought that would be the end of it, but it only spurred her on further. ‘See?’ she said, and started to go around again. Can somebody get her a bloody coffee?”
Traherne said: “They’re so cold. They’re like a corpse’s hands. Go on. Feel them.”