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Julian Cook's science laboratory

WE can only imagine the crushing disappointment of the scientists who watched their Mars probe, Phobos Grunt, catastrophically malfunction just after launch.

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Aw, bless, sportswomen told

THE Sports Personality of the Year judging panel has told Britain’s women athletes to stop worrying their sporty little heads.

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