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One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? That’s the question I like to ask of Great Britain’s turkey population at this time of year. Sadly, the answer is usually ‘yes’.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)Remember that the police will be focusing on drink drivers right now, making it the perfect time to start kidnapping dogs again.

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