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Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,My wife has agreed for us to have my mother-in-law round for Christmas again, which means discussions about piles and David Cameron’s evil eyes amid the overwhelming smell of Lily of the Valley mixed with human faeces. Plus I’ll have to give the old bitch a lift home so will be unable to drink myself unconscious. Should I fake my own death and move to Panama?Alan,Cambridge
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