THE Met Police has admitted it has an institutional bias towards left-wing marches because it just loves those crazy guys.
The force, which has long been criticised for persecuting innocent whites with stop-and-search laws, confessed it still holds the same political views it held as a third-year philosophy student at LSE.
A senior source said: “Hey, you can’t help being the person you are. And we in the Met are hardcore radical left until our dying day.
“Most police recruitment is done through Socialist Worker or the Morning Star, so the bias is self-perpetuating. You can’t see cheerful, smiling policemen waving you through on a poll tax protest without thinking ‘I want to be those guys.’
“And as for treating right-wing marches harshly, guilty as charged and we charge them with any bollocks. Plus we routinely underestimate their numbers. There were 32 million people marching for a no-deal Brexit and we said there were seven.
“Braverman knows this full well. She’s always being arrested for coke possession then let off because of the colour of her skin. The lads aren’t locking up the marginalised, no way.
“Free Palestine! Sorry, just clearing my throat. Of injustice.”