NICK Clegg is to break away from the Liberal Democrats to form a party called Nick.
After everyone disagreed with his ideas about free schools, Clegg announced plans to work out of a room above a Westminster pub.
The partys emblem is a hand tossing a coin to represent its decision-making process, with the slogan Nick Guess What Happens Next.
Clegg has asked the Tories and the Lib Dems to form a three-way coalition until the next election, where he anticipates being the majority party after everyone in the country flocks to live in Sheffield Hallam so he can be their MP.
A Westminster insider said: Hes been to Prontaprint to get new cards made up and everything, bless him.