FOLLOWING a brace of BBC resignations, every other manager in the UK who believed Trump tried to overturn an election is now under pressure to do the same.
BBC director general Tim Davie and head of news Deborah Turness have quit after disgracefully suggesting Trump denying the election result, telling his supporters to ‘fight like hell’ and a subsequent assault on the Capital were linked, and so should you.
Martin Bishop, facilities manager at a Midlands dry-cleaning chain, said: “On January 7th, 2021 I said ‘He’s a proper nutter, that Trump bloke.’ I’m drafting my letter now.
“How can I reasonably remain in place, negotiating lease renewals, in this post-2024 world where we all know Trump in no way incited a mob to insurrection? Because he won the election anyway? I would have no legitimate authority.”
Susan Traherne, libraries area manager for mid-Powys, said: “Disgracefully I shared my view that Trump had called for an assault on democracy without mentioning that he had also said a number of other things on the same occasion, most not in the least germane to the subject at hand.
“Just like at the BBC, my smaller, less successful rivals who nobody likes are absolutely correct to call for me to go. I henceforth resign, which will change reality not even a bit.”
At press time, Trump called anyone in the UK with more than two employees reporting to them ‘corrupt’ and ‘very dishonest’ and demanded they be replaced by unqualified, ignorant MAGA f**kwits.
