A PLUCKY pensioner has endured appalling weather and a lengthy bus journey to use her hard-won vote to deport anyone who is not white.
Despite heavy rain and unreliable local public transport, Mary Fisher, 82, was determined to get to the polling station and remove all non-white and foreign people because they make her slightly uncomfortable.
Fisher said: “A lot of young people these days don’t bother to vote, but it’s your duty. People gave their lives so we can get rid of the Muslims with their smelly food and terrorism.
“Yes, it’s just the council elections, but local issues matter. Once the blacks move in you can forget about anyone wanting to buy your house, and it’s not safe for a white woman to go out at night.
“It was a struggle getting to the polling station, what with the rain and my dodgy hip. I think I’ve earned a nice cup of tea and a sit-down for keeping Britain racially pure and stopping white girls having half-caste babies.”
Local councillor Norman Steele said: “I had to explain to Mary we deal more with wheelie bins than deporting ethnic minorities at gunpoint. She was disappointed there wasn’t a National Front candidate, but made do with voting Conservative.”
Fisher added: “I don’t agree with these people who say ‘Ooh, but I don’t support any of the candidates’. You can’t complain about the Jews always trying to cheat you if you haven’t voted to have them rounded up.”