THE UK has suggested to Theresa May that if she still wants to make March 29th special it could be the day she finally fucks off.
With Brexit almost certainly delayed, Britons have agreed they need something exciting to happen on the arbitrary date, and May could hold the answer in her very hands.
Carolyn Ryan of Ludlow said: “It’ll be a real anticlimax if nothing happens. So why not give us that big event we’ve all been waiting for for so long?
“March 29th will still go down in history, but instead of being the date we leave the EU it’ll be the day we wave goodbye to the worst prime minister in living memory. There’ll be dancing in the streets.
“There’s a real symmetry to it, because if she hadn’t pulled the trigger on Article 50 with no plan then she wouldn’t be where she is now. It’s poetic justice.
“And best of all, it’s the one event that will bring Leavers and Remainers together in jubilation and perhaps heal our divided country. We need this.”
A senior Tory source said: “That kind of makes sense. I mean we have had it circled on the calendar for ages.”