Huhne still better than Clegg

CHRIS Huhne would beat Nick Clegg in a leadership contest, it has emerged.

Liberal Democrat members said that after nearly three years in coalition they would prefer their party to be run from prison.

As Huhne’s February 2012 claim of being completely innocent turned out to be a stinking, greasy lie, grass-roots activists insisted that perverting the course of justice was the ‘big idea’ the party needs.

Constituency vice-chairman Martin Bishop said: “Chris has always been a radical and I think his biggest and best lies are still ahead of him. It’s an exciting time.”