A 30-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he is going through a slutty phase right now. 

Following a break-up, Tom Logan is enjoying a period of empowering short-term physical relationships so that he can find himself and explore his sexuality.

Logan said: “Firstly, I don’t like the word ‘slutty’ as it carries connotations of judging private sexual behaviour. But in this instance I’m reclaiming the term to make it one of liberation.

“I’ve been explaining to women on apps that I wouldn’t normally seek purely sexual flings with no commitment, condoms or surnames. But I’m giving myself this time to find the real me and discover what I like sexually. 

“Big tits. The answer is lots of big tits.

“Why shouldn’t I admit I enjoy sex rather than bow down to societal pressure to be prim and modest? I want to understand who I am outside a relationship, and I’ve already learnt that I’m interested in anal and threesomes. 

“Plus I’m making sure I don’t ruin a future relationship with ‘the one’ by getting hung up on all the pussy I didn’t get in the past. Women should know that by shagging me, they’re basically saving my marriage. 

“No, I will not be defined by my body count. Unless I’m down the pub, in which case I’ll be telling all the lads about it in detail.”