THE voting public has told Wes Streeting to halt his leadership manoeuvres because ousting Starmer is their job and will be their delight.
Rumours of a Labour leadership plot have forced the electorate to step in and remind the plotters they elected Starmer so they get the satisfaction of giving him the f**king boot, thank you very much.
Martin Bishop of Saltash said: “We never got to watch Boris Johnson realise the country detested him, constituency by constituency. We’re owed this.
“How would Streeting like it if we took his job, whatever it is? Producing weird, sterile toothpaste adverts by the looks of him. Either way he’d be pissed off, so he’ll have to go through all 50 million of us if he wants a go.”
Helen Archer from Blyth said: “I know the next election seems ages away, but if anything the anticipation makes the eventual hammering all the more satisfying. I’ll vote for literally any other party with a smile on my face.
“Plus it’s a Labour government going. We haven’t had one of them since 2010, and the one before that was in 1979. This is a generational opportunity.”
Streeting said: “Relax, like everything else Labour tries to implement this will fail to succeed. All thanks to the shortcomings of the previous administration.”
