LIZ Truss is planning to follow up being the worst prime minister in 50 years with the shittest possible political comeback, she has confirmed.
Truss, who managed a month-and-a-half in office that cost British taxpayers a bargain £30 billion, has rallied support from Tory backbenchers of scarcely-imaginable cretinousness and believes she is on the way back.
An insider said: “We’ve got a fantastic slogan: ‘Liz Was Right and You’re An Idiot’. It really sums up her platform.
“She’s got the backing of the party’s thickest and most callous ideologues, all absolutely committed to political projects deeply unpopular with the public, like selling off the NHS and abolishing capital gains tax.
“Her move’s perfectly timed, just as tens of thousands of homeowners are seeing their mortgages rocket due to her fiscal event but while ‘growth’ is still used as an expletive.
“Even the way she’s portraying being shat out of public office faster than a bad kebab as ‘taking a breather’ is turning Britain against her all over again. This comeback is going to crash and f**king burn.”
Nathan Muir of Hitchin said: “She’s back? Okay, can we talk about the fact that she killed the Queen now?”