Thursday, 29th October 2020

Tory conference ends with obligatory destruction of nearby comprehensive school

THE Tory Party Conference is to finish with the obligatory demolition of a local comprehensive school.

In recent years the traditional smashing to smithereens of a state school has become the main reason most of the delegates attend.

Party member Martin Bishop said: “I've brought along a sledge hammer. This year I'm going to smash the absolute living shit out of a blackboard.

“I'm calling it a blackboard because that will offend the likes of you and that will, in turn, give me my annual erection."

Fellow Tory, Mary Fisher added: “Me and my friends are going to chuck all the chemistry equipment out the window."