GORDON Brown has outlined plans to recapture the political agenda by acting like your old gran.
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Brown Woos Voters By Acting Like Your Gran
Guest Blog: John Mcenroe
MY BBC producer rang me early. He wants me to come in and say a few words about Andy Murray. "Let's play up the angle that you two have a lot in common, what with the fiery temperament and all". I told him that apart from having two arms and a dick, we've got jack shit in common, and if he wakes me again, I'll take a piss on his shoes.
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