LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn is sure that, given another two decades, the British public will learn to love him.
Confirming that he will not resign even if defeated in a landslide, Corbyn said he would remain as Labour leader until ‘Corbynmania’ arrives in 2037.
He added: “I’m changing people’s minds literally every day. Yesterday two people sort of agreed with me about something.
“It would be insane to walk away when this thing is just beginning to snowball.”
Political commentator Tom Logan said: “On the bright side, another 20 or perhaps 25 years and we might have some fucking clue as to what he really thinks about Brexit.”