THIS whole Jeremy Corbyn thing is really happening, it has emerged.
Experts on reality said they had stared at it for a long time and could now confirm that it is an actual thing.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, added: “It is not a fantasy or a mirage. It is not one of those things that seems incredibly unlikely but gets people all excited before ultimately coming to nothing.”
He continued: “The fundamental aspect of its reality appears to be a relatively large number of people who are all going to do the same thing.”
Professor Brubaker added: “Whether that will be a good thing or bad thing remains to be seen. But it will be seen. Because it’s happening.”