Sunday, 1st November 2020

Country run by f**knuts somehow f**ked

THE UK’s status as officially f**ked and its leadership by total f**knuts could be connected, it has emerged.

The abject failure of track-and-trace, the ongoing inability to get Brexit done and the collapse of underfunded public services have the people of Britain wondering if their government could possibly be to blame.

UK inhabitant Wayne Hayes said: “Electing f**king f**kheads leads to a f**king f**ked society? Makes sense now I think about it.

“I feel a bit misled though. During the election the f**kers claimed they knew what they were doing. None of the leaflets they shoved through my letterbox said they’d f**king f**k everything up.

“Mind you, the other lot probably would’ve f**ked everything up as well. I’m not sure how exactly, but they definitely f**ked it up last time? Bunch of f**king f**kwits.

“So perhaps it doesn’t matter who’s running the show? Maybe we’ve been lead by f**king f**knuts for so long that we don’t know any different anymore?”

Hayes added: “Could I do any better? No way mate. I’m a f**king dumbf**k myself.”