DOMINIC Raab has unveiled plans to throw petrol bombs at your house and then petrol bomb the fire engine as soon as it arrives.
Raab said he could not ‘in good conscience’ stand by while your house was free of flames and then allow firemen to restrict its ability to burn to the ground.
He added: “I have always said that your house would be far better off if it was a charred, smouldering ruin that would have to be demolished.
“It is entirely unreasonable of the so-called ‘fire brigade’ to stand in the way of the plans that were put before you.
“Now please give me some room while I hoist these hot missiles through your kitchen window.