Government unveils plan for thousands of unnecessary deaths called 'Save Christmas'

THE prime minister has announced plans to cause thousands of avoidable deaths in a scheme he calls ‘saving Christmas’.

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Sharing an umbrella, and other romantic things that are actually shite

IN THE first flushes of love? These romantic favourites will be suffered through with gritted teeth by both parties:

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