Government using Jedi Mind Economics

BRITAIN was incredibly wealthy and happy in 2012, according to the government’s brown-robed economic adviser.

Economist Dr Ben Kenobi, who lives in a desert, said everything was fine with the economy and that we can all just move along now.

Nathan Muir, a part-time consumer from Peterborough said: “He sat me down and explained that capitalism is what binds the universe together, then he waved his hand in front of my face and I suddenly forgot my house got repossessed last July.

“This isn’t the recession I’m looking for.”