Johnson is to Corbyn as the Joker is to Batman, Labour admits

THE Labour party has admitted that Boris Johnson does to Jeremy Corbyn exactly what the Joker does to Batman. 

A Labour spokesman confirmed that Corbyn is rational, serious and only wants the best for the people of Britain, like Batman, but the wild, freewheeling lies of Joker Johnson drive him so crazy that he does terrible things.

The spokesman continued: “Corbyn just can’t get a grip on Johnson. With his tricks and his deception he slips away, leaving Corbyn looking stupid and making him erupt with rage.

“Even worse, the people of Gotham, meaning Britain, have taken the cheating clown to their hearts and don’t like Batman, meaning Corbyn, because they say he wastes too much money on giant Bat-themed vehicles even though he’s only trying to protect them.

“The Joker, Johnson in this analogy, openly admits he’s going to kill them all but he’s a right laugh so the citizens support him regardless.

“Even when the caped crusader Corbyn wins then his chuckling nemesis is back out on the streets in no time, telling hilarious lies and murdering the innocent.”

He added: “Of course, Batman is a billionaire but he never wants anything for himself. Like Corbyn would, he only keeps that mansion for the good of others.”

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Which p*ssed-off generation are you part of?

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Generation Z born 1996-ongoing

Digital natives resented by all the other generations for never having to live through dial-up internet, they’re always on about climate change, being woke on social media and, unlike everyone else when they were young, are convinced that they and only they are right.

Millennials born 1981-1996

Labelled by the media as lazy, entitled little shits who complain about being stereotyped, as being obsessed with avocados while being obsessed with avocados. Hate all other generations for making them look bad by being less annoying than they are.

Generation X born 1964-1981

Lucky enough to be born when all of the good music was coming out, but unlucky enough to be named after a b*llocks Douglas Coupland novel. Hate Gen Z for pointing out that Friends was racist, homophobic sh*t and hate Boomers for being annoying parents.

Baby Boomers born 1945-1964

Always barking on about a war they, by definition, didn’t participate in, Boomers didn’t have stuff until the 1970s so nobody else should have any, ever. Hate all other generations for being ‘snowflakes’, a name for anyone slightly concerned about global warming or human rights.

Silent Generation born 1925-1945

Born into a general strike, the Great Depression, and then WWII, this generation has nothing but contempt for anyone younger and is largely right to, though arguably it’s their internalised psychological trauma that’s caused all the trouble. Voted Brexit. Voted Brexit so goddamned hard.