LABOUR MPs instructed to vote with their consciences are struggling to remember where they left them.
The MPs, allowed to vote morally on Syria by dictatorial hardliner Jeremy Corbyn, recall that they previously had consciences but not what they were used for.
Susan Traherne, MP for Stockton North, said: “Under Tony, you had the consciencectomy on your first day in Parliament to stop any silly moral qualms getting in the way of your job.
“They said we could have them back later but to be honest I found life easier without it, especially when I ran over that cat.
“Can I just get a new one and put it on expenses?”