ENGLISH bulldogs have confirmed they think the views of Britain First are wrong.
The powerful, inbred dogs are seen as mascots by the nationalist right-wing group but have stressed that they have no agenda beyond simple pleasures.
Bulldog Roy Hobbs said: “Personally I think anyone should be allowed to come and live here, provided they bring biscuits or other treats. I would describe myself as more greedy than patriotic.
“Despite our intimidating appearance, we bulldogs want only to live in harmony with other dog breeds.
“Frankly I will only leave the house under duress, preferring to sleep for extended periods, but when I do visit the park I enjoy seeing dogs of all shapes and colours running around peacefully, with only the odd bit of growling.
“It’s not like I’m paranoid about foreign dogs like Rhodesian Ridgebacks coming over here and taking over. If that did happen maybe I could breed with one, because frankly my tiny legs and constantly drooling are a design flaw.
He added: “There is an Alsatian that I don’t like but it’s not a racial thing. He just doesn’t respect personal space.”