Lib Dems to get a website

THE Liberal Democrats have confirmed plans to get a relative to set up a website for them.

The party has approached 14-year-old Martin Bishop, who is doing computers at school, to build a site that will feature news, photo galleries and a colourful Liberal Democrats logo that moves diagonally across the screen.

A spokesman said: “Websites are all the rage and I’m confident that this will take us to the next level. It is going to look really professional.

“It’s even going to have one of those counters at the bottom of the screen that shows you how many visitors or ‘users’ you’ve had. I’ve no idea how they know that, it’s like magic really.”

The website currently has a budget of £45 although Martin has been promised another £10 if he also sets the party up with a Facebook page.

The spokesman added: “We get Facebook, that’s easy enough. We put up our policies and people either ‘like’ them or they don’t.

We’re not so sure on Twitter, so if anyone knows any of those online videos that show you how to set one up, please email it to Martin so he can have a look and get the ball rolling. He’s very bright so I’m sure he’ll pick it up.”