BRITAIN’S Supreme Court justices have today begun an historic four day process of trying not to look bored shitless.
Experts said the country’s most senior law lords are carrying the ‘heavy responsibility’ of having to listen to arguments about whether parliament must approve something to do with that fucking thing that has been in the news every single day for the last five million years.
Lord Julian Cook, a former High Court judge, said: “Four days. Jesus wept. I wouldn’t last 20 minutes. But then again, I’m not ‘Supreme Court material’ apparently. Twats.”
He added: “Did you know some people are actually watching the whole thing live on television?
“I didn’t know there were people like that. It’s fucked up.”