A MAN who claims all politicians are crooks and liars trusts them implicitly if they are right-wing, it has emerged.
IT manager Martin Bishop’s cynicism about politicians magically disappears if they share his views on issues like immigration, lazy public sector workers and the EU being a sort of mafia.
Bishop said: “The promises they make aren’t worth a bloody thing. Apart from all the ones who backed Brexit, who you can believe in 100 per cent.
“They’ve all got their snouts in the trough, apart from businessmen like Trump who you can trust in power because of all the money they’ve made in the private sector.
“People say the Brexit promises about Turkey joining the EU and the £350 million for the NHS wasn’t true, but it wasn’t meant to be taken literally. It was more of a metaphor.
“Every single one of them is nothing but a filthy, dirty liar. Thank God we’ve got good men like Boris and Nigel keeping them honest.”