Wednesday, 19th February 2020

May told pact with Corbyn could destroy Tories so could she please get on with it

THERESA May has been told that a Brexit deal with Jeremy Corbyn could tear the Conservatives apart and that would be cool.

Voters across the country stressed that if the only thing preventing a soft Brexit were concerns about the Tory Party then those were not really concerns at all.

Jane Thomson, from Stevenage, said: ”So we could get some form of Brexit that doesn't fuck us up and that most people could just live with, while at the same time marginalising the screeching sociopaths on the right wing of the Conservative Party?

“Why are we still talking about this, when there is work to be done? Let’s get a fucking shift on.”

Tom Logan, from Peterborough, added: “Rees-Mogg and his gang of freaks would form a new party that will no doubt be hugely popular with people who will be dead in about 10 years.