Miliband at Russell Brand’s house for weekly séance

ED Miliband attends a weekly séance at the home of Russell Brand, it has emerged.

After the Labour leader was spotted leaving Brand’s London home last night, he admitted they were both members of the same occultist group, which also includes Jeremy Vine and Desert Island Discs presenter Kirsty Young.

Miliband said: “Together we explore the mysteries of the ouija.

“Last night we channeled the spirit of a 16th Century peasant called Tom Logan. He said that he would have been able to feed his family if only King Henry had imposed a tax on large houses.

“He spoke through Russell, though quite often the spirits speak through me because of my empathy.

“Kirsty is very jealous of this and Russell and I think her negative energy is blocking our access to the upper realms of the spirit domain.”

Brand added: “Ed will use the infinite power of the ouija to remake Britain’s social fabricy-wabric.”

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1,000 love rats back Tories in letter to Take A Break

ONE thousand of the UK’s leading love cheats have urged Britain to vote Tory in a letter to Take a Break.

The legion of adulterers said Labour would increase the price of cheap hotel rooms that you are only going to be using for a couple of hours on a midweek afternoon.

Wayne Hayes, from Doncaster, said: “My fellow fanny rats and I have boosted this country’s economy with millions of pounds worth of cheap champagne and condoms.

“We are a vital, permanently rutting cog that just wants to seduce your wife or girlfriend. Don’t let Labour wreck it.”

Meanwhile, Take A Break said it would investigate claims that many of the names on the letter were either happily married, dole fraud aliases or pseudonyms used to dupe women in nightclubs.

The intervention is the latest from special interest groups. Last week 500 leading motorhome owners wrote to Camping & Caravanning claiming only the Tories would provide more chemical toilet dumps on the A44.