DAVID Cameron has admitted the story about him inserting his penis into a pig’s head is ‘completely true’.
As he prepared to leave office, the outgoing prime minister told his last cabinet meeting that he ‘had indeed done something dirty with a dead pig’s head’, adding: “I’ve still got it”.
Eyewitnesses outside 10 Downing Street confirmed that a pig’s head was among the objects being placed in the removal van.
A Downing Street spokesman said: “After he admitted it he was obviously incredibly relieved to finally get it off his chest.
“The Cabinet members then gave him a standing ovation and Theresa May said it would be his greatest legacy.
“It was all very emotional.”